scottie

A substance that sends one in a positive vertical direction.

From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.

YockHamptons: Do you want some Scottie?

The Surgeon: Yes, beam me up.

by The Surgeon April 23, 2005

Scottie

Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.

Scottie loves getting ass fucked by bud in the woods.

by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017

dirty scottie

When you are having sex with a fat woman in a pit of mud right before you ejactulate you shove her under and then right before you cun you let her up to ejactulate into her face or eye

Jimmy took Beth to an old mudding spot and pulled a dirty scottie

by Pattie cake January 17, 2016

Scottiepoo

A wonderful and caring person, the best husband, the most best friend ever. The love of a lifetime.
Extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you.
Someone usually planning to do something to better the world.
Liked by a lot of people and very funny and attractive.
An incredibly cool person.

Do you have a Scottiepoo?

by angeluv February 5, 2010

Scottie

Adj: small vibrant male, homosexual interested in strong dominate males, nationally known skin flute performer. Struggles with snapping his own fingers.

Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie

I walked down the street and saw a Scottie in the dark alley way performing his favorite instrument.

by Scottiegillie August 25, 2017

Scottie

Scottie is the most kindest/nicest/etc person you could ever meet. He’s always there for his friends and is never afraid to fight some one. He’s very handsome and sexy and would do anything for his significant other. Scottie is one of a kind, and if you have a scottie in your life never let go of him.

Who’s that?

That’s Scottie ;).

by Boiyapenisskinny February 27, 2019

ScottieP

One hot looking hunka man. Very smart, very sexy, and everything a girl would want.

Wow...look at Scottie P, isn't he a hottie?

by Anonymous August 20, 2003