Scoones

Dollars. Money

I only have 5 scoones in my wallet

by PoontAnger1974 January 7, 2017

Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

Scrooney

Verb; getting the sexy times. Decent, decent sexy times.

We got scrooney after doing the hueco.

by Master Hueco July 6, 2012

skoonemaker

a misspelling for the name of a dickhead member of the glendale police department who primarily works in the la crescenta are

man.....skoonemaker threw my lighter when he rolled me

by dgaf to the 2nd July 7, 2010

scoonery

The fault of being a scoon. It can be against the rules and policies/terms of conditions in certain areas, you better watch out.

"Billy! Make sure there's no scoonery back there."

by Krick, and Tej October 21, 2012

Scooned

The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.

I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.

by Bajal September 25, 2017

Skooney

A term used to generalize the extremes in an individual. It can be used positively and negatively, equally. It is a very diverse word.

Noun: Look at that Skooney with the wack hair do. Look at the Skooney with the sick mohawk.

Adjective: We were Skooning when the homie hit us up. We were Skooning for chicks when we saw a wanga and hit her up.

by MexicanMongoose November 21, 2017