schwormpt

Acting like an idiot while drunk.

Yeah my buddy Hale over there, he's totally schwormpt.

by libes March 11, 2022

schworm

A human worm

Look at that schworm wiggle

by Schworm man May 7, 2022

Schwirl

A mad spiraling energy either from a person or group that completely derails you from your path.

Dude I got totally schwirled from when I found out womens reproduction got taken away.. like what the heck kind swchirld we living in?

by Alchemeades August 10, 2022

schwarms

worm filled diarrhea

that river water i drank last week gave me a case of the schwarms.

by Abubaca August 13, 2023

Schwarma Karma

Farting and following through the morning after consuming a dodgy kebab the night before.

Oh fuck I need to change my drawers I’ve just met with a bit of schwarma karma

by Mary Unfaithful January 4, 2024

schwimble

A snarky, weird guy, who only cares about himself, based off Guy Deghy in "Espionage" A Camel to Ride (1963).

"You hear about John? He got himself in a car accident yesterday and he sued the victims!"
"He's such a schwimble!"

by livingunderanoldturkishrug January 12, 2024

The Schirm

When a male of the human race has a 1 inch penis that is 10 inches wide.

When i went down on him i was expecting a big surprise, when i unzipped his pants i saw The Schirm. I almost cried, It was the third one this week.

by OmNomNomMan September 3, 2013