Definitions by OmNomNomMan

The Schirm 

When a male of the human race has a 1 inch penis that is 10 inches wide.

When i went down on him i was expecting a big surprise, when i unzipped his pants i saw The Schirm. I almost cried, It was the third one this week.

The Schirm by OmNomNomMan September 3, 2013