shweepie

A microscopic dick that is so small it should be burned off with a hot needle.

Hank's packing a shweepie in his slacks.

by DaBeav November 21, 2005

schmeeee

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.

by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019

schwepped

The act of being intoxicated by a non- alcholic beverage to a point where you lose all control and begin to enter into a state of misery, which leads to stumbling,vomiting, Bloody diarreha,passing out, friends drawing on your face and or body, and waking up the next day with a delicious taste in your mouth and a partial headache

Man we bought a case of Schweppes lastnight and i drank 6, and i got so schwepped i took a diarrhea on my neighbors dog, but i woke up with the taste of ginger in my mouth, so i moved on

by los dragon bonito January 28, 2012

Schweppie

Waus, retard, sukkeltje, luide kreet van enthousiasme

Arjan674 didn't get many kills in cs:go he was a schweppie

by daveffs January 13, 2015

Schweedle

Guy with a big black schlong

Hey look at Requis, what a schweedle!

by Tyronewinston3 February 16, 2022

Schweeder

Lindsay's ,Tammara last name

Lindsay Schweeder is the best

by Lindsay December 1, 2003