Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

Schumpf

A male queef, see also dick fart.

"Oh yeah, faster. A little less teeth, baby..."

"Oh my god, did you just schumpf in my mouth?!"

by JohnnyCab01 May 11, 2010

Scumpy bump

an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.

Sam is being such a scumpy bump.

by pablo895 November 3, 2010

Nor Cal Scrumpy

A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.

Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.

by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007

scrumpy

The act of eating a McGriddle breakfast sandwich from Mc Donald's while receiving a clumpy. Scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for McGriddles are very tasty.

I became hungry while getting a clumpy, so I ate a McGriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or... I was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my knob and I decided to eat a McGriddle. By doing so, I bumped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.

by Andrew and Pearce September 28, 2008

Scrumpy

Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.

Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.

by RzA February 10, 2013

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006