schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

by SR914 June 3, 2016

schnigging

The act of smoking a cigarette while also using a "portion" of snus or smokeless tobacco.

Carsten was mighty impressed as Henning proceeded to

complete a session of schnigging without getting a nicotine shock.

by schnigglet June 28, 2018

Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005