schneck

french slang, mostly used in Alsace moselle, describing the female genitalia, for it's relation to a snail (schneck, in alsatian)

"Some Rhum, lotsa Schneck, and Munster, for god's sake" Alsatian proverb.

by misterfun1 February 11, 2014

schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Schechter

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.

Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.

by Beentheirfuckedthat July 15, 2010

Schmeckle

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.

My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.

by anglerofmen December 6, 2010

Shecky

A Shecky is the lesser-known sibling of a famous person. They come from the same gene pool, but clearly lack that "something special" to elevate them out of Sheckyhood. Additionally, they are granted singing/acting opportunities strictly based on genetic nepotism (i.e. See Ashlee Simpson).

Ashlee Simpson = Shecky Simpson
Kevin Dillon = Shecky Dillon
Chad Lowe = Shecky Lowe

You get the picture... :)

by PollyNik September 2, 2005

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008