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scenester

a person who has a myspaceaccount with pictures of themselves from different angles. these angles are often taken from above never actauly showing their entire face.

In the event that their face actaully is in the picture:
-lips are often scrunched to one side
-hand is making a peace sign
-eyes are looking up.
Did u see that scenesters pic on myspace? i love all the eyliner she put on. now i'm gonna go dye my hair black.
by Lulubalah April 12, 2006
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A scenster is practiaclly anybody
thse days. It's almost impossible
not to be scene. Most people say
scenesters are just vain fucks
that failed at being emo, which
isn't true. It's just a fashion;
NOT a personality.

Just because I myself wear
tight jeans, & band shirts, everybody
labels me as scene, or an emo kid.

Seriously, go fuck yourself, quit
stereo-typing everything & following
the trend of hating so called "scene kids"
It doesn't make you cool; your just as
bad as us "scene kids" & following
other trends. :D
Kid: *Walking down the street in tight jeans*

Fuck-tard: *Person who looks EXACTLEY the same* FUCKING SCENESTER!"

Who the hell does that?
You probably dress the
same way everybody else does.
by ihateyourmother August 22, 2006
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like an emo kid but far more self-absorbed. claims to have a love of all kinds of music but hates mainstream and usually listens to emo and/or "hardcore". these people claim to be individual but are infact clones of eachother. usually found at local shows wearing mostly black, tight jeans, band tee's and greasy black hair covering one eye. most people dont see many scensters out during the day, thats because the hate the sunlight. refer to vampirefreaks.com.!

a lot of scensters claim to be straight edge or sXe so they dont drink, do drugs or have sex. in some extremes they are vegans. however half of them are bellow the legal age to drink and smoke anyway and just use the term straight edge to make them feel better.

in short, a scenster is a pasty faced skinny little bastard, who hates anyone outwith the scene. has small or no genitls, and spends all their time on myspace or vampire freaks only venturing out at night for food and possibly a show.
by scona May 19, 2006
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A stereotype.
It is based on people putting teens down for what fashion they like.
Trends.
Everyone follows them...
but only "REAL SCENESTERES" know what its all about.
I wear skinny jeans and flats.
SO does that make me scene.
NO, i just like the clothes.
I listen to all kinds of music.
Does that make me a poser too?
You know,
People say SCENE kids all look alike.
So do you and the people you hang out with.
Sterotypes are dumb.
AND usually biased.
You guys should really get a life.
SCENESTER.
dont hate cuz your not as fashionable as me.
dont be a player hater.
by Elizabeth*Marie June 26, 2007
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someone who is scene has new original fashion sense and hates to be like anybody else. However, this is a contradiction in itself as most scenesters all look the same and wear the same clothes. A true scenester does not know they are "scene" therefore anyone who claims to be scene is, quite frankly, not.
Fake scenester: "Hey dude I'm so scene, its just completely rad."

Person: "But dude how do you know?"

Fake scenester: "Because I just like blatantly am. I totally heart polka dots."

Person: "Fake titwank."
by sallyyes August 31, 2008
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People who follow some sort of trend, usually music-related fashion. For a scenester, it's not about meaning or substance, it's about appearance.

"Emo", Indie, and Punk have a lot of scenesters.
I saw two scenesters walk into the supermarket today. They weren't together, but they both had the same hair cut, tight pants, the same studded belt, and a parent's credit card.
by iam rght April 9, 2006
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The only group of people that I despise more than emos. They are pretty much emos really...the only difference is that they try to be happy and emos do not. It is pretty much a standard that a scenester has a myspace with over 500 friends, 1000 comments, a never ending supply of random pictures of them that have been altered in some way (i.e turning up the contrast so that it's really bright and disguises blemishes.), and around 60 to 70 comments on said pictures on average. They are also total whores when it comes to myspace. Another thing that is required by a scenester is to <3 dinos and robots x some random and very large number becuase it's the trendyXcore thing to do. If that wasn't stupid enough, they also have a penchant for saying "fosho", "&&", "luff", "sup nigz", "cunt", and a good number of other fucktarded words and phrases. Scenesters also have very poor tastes in music such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Motion City Soundtrack, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, etc. In other words, complete shit. You can pick a scenester out easily. First, they all have a shittily home done hair cut that is choppy and is usually dyed black with like 5 to 10 other random (usually bright/neon) color streeks. Second, they almost always wear some sort of stupid vintage tee. Third, and last, they most always hang out in a med. to large group because they are pussies. Oh and yeah this shit is true, because I do know some scenesters in real life. They are really like this. FUCK SCENESTERS AND ALL OF THEIR PUNK BITCH SHIT!
Me: "I see that you have a Led Zepplin shirt on..."
Scenester: "They are my fave band! They are hardxcore x1043698763, fosho!"
Me: "Right.....name a song by them then."
Scenester: "well...uhhhh....ummmm....smells like teen spirit?"
Me: "You are fucking stupid."
by Senator Assface August 27, 2006
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