sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

catapult that hoe

When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.

Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.

by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007

urban catapult

It is when you are erect and you get the girl to shit on you, then you take the feces and make little balls of shit. You then pull your penis back like a catapult and you put the shit ball under the head of your pecker pipi, then release the little turds into her mouth. This way you guys can have fun while having sex, its like diner in bed.

Charles:"i'm prety good at urban catapult my girlfriend says"

by who gives a shit... January 16, 2008

Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.

Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake

by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016

catapult

wen u put ur dick between ur legs and wen the bitch goes to suck it u let it go and it slaps her in the face

i gave the bitch a catapult

by dan c May 20, 2003

catapulted

Meaning wasted & getting caught.

Leo got so catapulted last night that his summer was over.

by Chanyla July 20, 2010

CATapult

CATapult is a simple but yet very competitive game where you find a dead cat on the side of the street and grab a snow shovel, pick up the cat with it and compete with friends by flinging it down the street to see who can get the cat the furthest. You can easily spice up the game by adding rules on how you fling the cat with the shovel or what shovel you use. If you splatter the cat on the first fling the game is over and you win.

“*ring ring* hey tommy, do you wanna call up the rest of the boys and come down here and play CATapult, because I found a dead cat over here”

by KoreanFartGoblin February 22, 2020