sputapult 

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

sputapult by Dylan September 14, 2003

Scatapult 

The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.

Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.

Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.

First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.

BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?

Cal: Something bad happened last night.

BOB: Oh yeah?

Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...

BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?

Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?

BOB: So did you stop after that?

Cal: No, I finished first.

Scatapult by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010

shatapult 

Taking a dump on a toilet lid, then lifting up the lid as fast as possible to catapult the shit through the air and around the bathroom.

Dude that Chinese ninja took a shatapult in the downstairs bathroom last week, there was shit all over the place.

shatapult by Stebe Retfield July 16, 2008

Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

Shitapult by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014

Scatapult 

n. Shovel or device used to throw dog shit over a fence.
vt. to fling or launch dog shit from one yard to another
vi. to be scatapulted,

I asked Little Leonard to go in the backyard and clean up after the dog. Instead, I caught him using the shovel as a Scatapult to fling the dog shit over the fence into the neighbor's yard!

Scatapult by 24@SJ July 17, 2009

Spunkapulting 

Take a used condom and while holding the open end in one hand, pull the full end back in a catapult like motion.. Then release and watch as the spunk hits your lady friend square in the face

- Dude you seeing that girl from last night again?

- Hell yeh she's into spunkapulting

- You got yourself a classy lady there my friend....

Spunkapulting by longrodvonhugendong476 May 8, 2010

sultapultamul 

to divide or seperate evenly

6 sultapultamuled by 2 equals 3

sultapultamul by googalebash April 21, 2010