scanlonesque

skan-lon-ESK

Adjective describing something incomprehensibly vile, repulsive and/or creepy.

"Did you see that guy in the leather and long greasy hair? Man he was scanlonesque!"

"Dude, that mullet is f***in' scanlonesque."

by S Wylde January 29, 2008

scanline

The person who makes fun of Wayne.

Scanline makes fun of Wayne for being a dirty hippie.

by Tung Fu Rue December 16, 2004

Scandanger

Angry reaction to an unexpected scandal.
Outrage at the revelation of scandalous details.
Scandangering: Shocked anger provoking intrique and interest.
Scandangerousness: level of anger, shock, or outrage provoked by scandal

Scandanger is often misconstrued as hidden danger from rogue scanners

"Political careers are often ruined due to the scandanger of the populace regardless of the scandal's accuracy or lack thereof."

"Shock jock entertainers thrive on scandanger to keep their audience riveted for more details."

Scandangering: "Certain entertainers whose careers depend on their outrageousness deliberately foster scandanger to keep themselves in the news."

Scandanerousness: "The Dixie Chicks' lead singer underestimated the scandangerousness of her decision to make a negative comment on stage about the president of the United States."

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

scanland

gay

scanlands are gay

by dangthickynickysemi September 25, 2020

Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009

Scandanglomerican

An American who is of Anglo and Scandinavian descent.

Bruce: My father was of English and Scots-Irish ancestry, my mother was Norwegian and Swedish. I guess that would make me a Scandanglomerican.

Linda: Don't talk so fancy. You're from Wisconsin. You're just another stinking Cheesehead.

by GBofWI July 3, 2012

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017