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sausage

To be surrounded on all sides by dudes.
I was at the concert and I couldn't enjoy myself because I was completely sausaged.
by Jeffreezy17 December 6, 2010
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The Sausage

The Sausage is a drug and alcohol rehabilitation program located in Norton, Mass that consists of ITP, a halfway house, multiphase unit and two sober houses. It is known for having a lot of homosexuals workers and rehabers. founded by a gay jewish man named Larry S. who finally died in December of 2017 due to complications of HIV. Here All the youngsters are in for heroin and the older dry drunks are in for Alcohol, there is no in-between.
Mike: "Hey Steve, a bed opened up for me at The Sausage. I am so excited!"
Steve: "That is super! I heard there's a lot of johnnies at the sausage, I Think i might go there too!"
by HIVschneider69 August 31, 2018
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sausaging

When a husky (large, or huge) woman opts to wear clothing a size or two (and often 3) too small for them and thus, creating the effect of multiple rolls of fat (like sausage). This could also be described as multiple muffin-tops or jelly-rolls.
* That woman is sure sausaging out of her clothes!
* IN THE ER: Dr! Dr!... hurry... this sausaging woman needs to have her circulation re-stored!!!! code blue!!!!!* I sure like to savor my woman's sausaging curves! yum!
* Where is that saussaging ho!!???
by Carest Lidvau December 9, 2008
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not a sausage

Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.

Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.
Is there anything in the cupboard?
Not a sausage.
by Paul Ruane April 18, 2006
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sausage

The act of misleading someone to believe in something when in actual fact it does not exist!
guy1: look over their your mums got her tits out!
guy2: where?
guy1: sausage!!
by a freind of yer maw November 28, 2010
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sausaging

holding down an innocent victim and masturbating him without his permission
i heard jake was sausaging you in Belgium Sam
by ywenda October 13, 2011
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Sausages

An eccentric scotsman with poor driving skills.
Sausages, look out for the truck ffs!
by Wristified October 19, 2008
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