Sarcapathy

A union of the words apathy and sarcasm. Expressing one's apathy with contempt that is not discernable by others as real or facetious.

Amway Salesman: "If you sell 18 feather dusters to everyone in your downline, you can be a millionaire in three weeks!"

Salesman's Brother-in-law: "You need a breath mint."

by Buttafoooko April 22, 2005

sarcasmist

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcancer

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.

Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.

by Goldjohney June 3, 2016

Sarcrasstic

Sarcrasstic: an adjective used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously sarcastic (the opposite of what you mean, can be an insult but does not have to be… punch up if possible, people!) and crass (could be vulgar, rude and/or asinine).

Pro tip:

Sarcrasstic comments are more effective with a deadpan delivery. Sarcrassm doesn’t have to be unkind.

Examples
1- Friend asking about my date

-“So how was it? Is he hot?”
-me thinking how hard he kittenfished me “yeah bruv. Total fire. Like major BDE. We’re def gonna be FWBs fr fr. W.”
-Damn girl u r sarcrasstic af.

2- Friend gives bestie compliment that bestie knows is meant as compliment but isn’t sure she likes the compliment.

-(friend) “That dress is giving major 1985 vibes. SLAY.”
-(bestie responds sarcrasstically) “Eff you very much.”
3- two lovers
-“I love you madly. God, you’re beautiful.”
-“I hate you very much, too, you hideous monster.”

by Sara Smilezalot March 30, 2023

Sarcastian

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...

Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....

by bobross April 27, 2011

Sarcastica

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.

Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.

by exalen November 27, 2010

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010