you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat
Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat
by freshdiamond February 17, 2009
Get the santa clause hat mug.1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
Get the santa clause batteries mug.The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011
Get the Santa Clause Beard mug.Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.
by JGBS January 10, 2008
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Get the Santa Clause Eyes mug.A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.
You've been Santa Clause'd!
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025
Get the Santa Clause'd mug.The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
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