Sadwich

A sandwich containing no real meat. This excludes Grilled cheese sandwiches as well and Pb&Js.

A cheese sandwich is not a sandwich. Its a Sadwich .

by Schumann21 October 27, 2016

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020

Sadwich

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.

Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.

by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020

Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.

"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"

by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012

Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.

Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!

by rawesomer September 25, 2018

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017