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Tumblr-Staff

To make a situation or thing worse than originally was, despite constant criticism. Based off of the staff on Tumblr, who consistently create unnecessary updates that the users hate.
Man, Jimmy really tumblr-staffed our chances for the finals when we told him not to try and go for those three-point shots.
by Undead32 October 19, 2015
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Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020
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The White Staff of Justice

The White Staff of Justice is defined as a pet name for a white man's cock when having sex with a black woman.
Dave slayed his woman with the "The White Staff of Justice" forever changing her mind about white men and their cocks.
by DWN2 May 22, 2016
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Stafford

A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side
Look that kid is very charming and cute I herd his name is Stafford
by Nick Malone March 4, 2020
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swaffelen

Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.
by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007
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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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swaffeling

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.
Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.
by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013
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