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Uneducated students

Mai engleesh teech er go tangri at me wen eye wrote my

es ay like this. She sed eye was stoop id, bee coz i yam in yeer ell eh vin! Buh thai no that i yam relli juz ay poor un eh doo kay tid stoo dent, who has nort bean giv en the op ortoon itty to reech mai fool pot entyal.
Essay Question -

"Please define the meaning of sexual intercourse"

Uneducated Students Answer-
Sum times when mai mum an dad r real e hapee they gowup stairs an den dey jum pon the bed, and mai mum sqeels with hapeenez. An dmai dad thumps the bed hed coz he is so ex highted.
by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010
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commuter students

Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006
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Maggie Walker Students

People who care about nothing other than themselves and their self interests. If given a chance they will try to bring down anyone around them, by acting as tho they are above and beyond their intelligence. In their altered view of reality no one is or ever will be better than them in any way, shape, or form. The sad truth is that they are usually too stuck up and self centered to see that they drive everyone away from them. On the outside they may seem to be smarter than anyone else, but on the inside they are just as dumb and simple minded as the rest of us. This isn't true for all the students, because there is a very small percent that are smart enough to understand when enough is enough.
by The Riddler 45 November 2, 2011
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Hello Students

Guy #1: Yo dude look it's hello students!
Guy #2: Bro look at him with his horrific posture.
by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022
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The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
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National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st
Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
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National students day

November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day
Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how

Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
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