by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008
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by shortbuskid October 29, 2007
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"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."
"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."
"....Story Topper"
"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."
"....Story Topper"
by Amanda aka Mrs.Sneaky Butcher December 20, 2008
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Get the Story time mug.A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.
I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!
by krriley January 28, 2010
Get the story interruptor one-upper adder-toer mug.A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.
This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.
by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010
Get the Story Goblin mug.The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!
Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!
Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011
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