spoof merchant

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008

spoifin

a word invented by philza minecraft in a game of scrabble;

meaning to ruin or spoil something

stop! you're going to spoifin the food!

by ghostpool April 18, 2022

sidewalk souffle

The result of someone falling or jumping off a tall building.

"All units, sidewalk souffle at 35th and Shields. EMTs en route."

by Lou Stools February 17, 2013

Fountain of Spoof

When a guy cums over your face to help you maintain your youthful glow

Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof

by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019

splufty

Super-cool, awesome, neato, fantastic, extraordinary, amazing, incredible, exciting, the bomb, the best of the best of the best

Check out my splufty new MP3 player!

by Jody M. October 16, 2006

Douchebag Soufflé

1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.

2) The absolute worst Douchebag.

3) Fucker or Mother Fucker

George W. Bush is absolutely a Douchebag Soufflé.

by Bubblz the Clown April 2, 2009

sporf

a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.

Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.

by The Duke of Luke October 28, 2008