Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.

"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"

by CindaBones March 8, 2009

Spastic Gay Talk

Crude term used to describe what is today known as Political Correctness

I hate politicians everything they say is spastic gay talk

by Afro DeJack December 9, 2011

spasticopolous

To be surrpounded by spastic and erratic people. Nowhere to run to and you can't get out of a bad situation! When everyone around you is freaking out for no real reason, and there are so many people, you are fricken stuck!

1. To be stuck and surrounded by spastic people
2. Nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide
3. Having a BBW sitting on your face and you can't breathe for 3 minutes.. you become "spasticopolous"

I was at a parade... they were throwing beads, drinking bear... then all of a sudden people went spasticopolous when the cops showed up!

by DerekJay February 3, 2010

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spasticky

A word that i said

My goldfish is spasticky

by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019

Stoasty

When referring to something that is steamy and toasty.

It is a little stoasty out here today.
Babe can we turn on the A/C it’s stoasty

by Hubcaps69 May 30, 2022

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009