Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

bussy snot

The creamy wet left over fluid sometimes yellow or brown in color on a man's taint or anus after a nice shit.

Mike-Ya'll see that picture of Jeff's slit.
DJ-Yeah bro, he had a good bit of bussy snot on that thing

Domonic-vomits

Did someone just beef?
Yeah Jeff's a walking septic tank, gotta have some bussy snot down there.

by shaftyMcnasty April 16, 2021

snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.

Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot butterfly

Snot butterfly!

when you blow your nose, then close the tissue then open it again! its a snot butterfly!

by snotfest February 5, 2010

snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot rocket

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

snot thot

Snot= sneaky nigga over there. Thot= Thirsty hoe over there. A SnotThot is a girl who is thirsty for a Snot.

Rayquan: Yo that lil bih bad as a mothafucka I think ima go holla right quik *hangs up on Yolanda and looks at Jamal for confirmation*

Jamal: Oh Yuuup I seen lil bih before she a snot thot it's good.

by A Mac named Zac October 25, 2017