smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

Smift

A simpler term for male bonding/bukkake amongst men..

Let's Smift again! like we did last summer!

by Stein Clift Henriksen May 1, 2005

smifter

When you are 69ing and you sniff the girls asshole.

I pulled a little smifter last night, smelled great so I gave her a little lick and she just went nuts!

by smift November 26, 2007

Smiff

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.

"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"

by Goat 213 September 19, 2003

smift

short for semi-fat, any state between slim and fat

damn, fat bob joined track and became smift in 3 months!

by birendra gangar September 7, 2012

Smiffy

An animator on such popular flash websites as SheezyArt, DeviantArt, and New Grounds. Along with fellow animator, Joanime, he created a unique character called, Smiffy Bagel. Smiffy is usually angry at someone/something.

Guy: Hey, did you see that movie, The Twin Noodles?

Dude: Nah, I was too busy playing Mega Man.

by Chumba1 March 18, 2005

Smiff

Smiff is Pubic hair. That's the hair the grows around your vagina or penis when you begin puberty.

I nuzzled on my girlfriend's pubic hair.

by Orillion July 31, 2004