Smecond

A Mexican second. This occurs when one says they will be "a second", but end up taking much, much longer. This is in reference to the sad tale of a man who went to Mexico for two weeks in order to get his condo fixed up, and none of the Mexican workers he hired showed up on time.

Sarah is getting ready for a date with Maxwell. Max arrives and Sarah tells Max,"Wait just a second." When Sarah is finally prepared, twenty minutes have passed. Max then comments cleverly, "Wait just a second? That was more like a smecond, Sarah!" And then they laugh gaily.

by Sailor V October 14, 2006

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smeces

A disturbing smell resulting from the horrible combination of smoke and feces.

1. "Dude, those bums on the bench reeked of smeces!" 2. The resulting odor when a smoker farts. 3. The resulting odor when someone farts among smokers.

by krazynutz July 9, 2007

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smecial

So effing special it needs a new word.

Man, that girl's a hot mess. Yeah, she's smecial!

by Dirty Debutante August 17, 2012

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smeckel

A common misspelling of the word schmeckle. Often used by idiots with small penises who can't spell. Even after I told them a hundred times it's spelled "schmeckle." See wordschmeckle/word

"It's spelled s-m-e-c-k-e-l."
"NO, it's not. Your brain is just about as big as your damned schmeckle!"
"It's a new word. It made it. It's mine."
"I hate you."

by Eric Bot July 4, 2003

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