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Smaldino cooooool
by Mindgo November 7, 2018
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Seal Boat

When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.
I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.
by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019
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sax seal

the best thing in the world

this is the link to the best thing is in the hashtag area
sax seal is dooooooooooooooooooope
by wabbit boy April 4, 2019
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Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.
Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"
by Aiexxx January 5, 2009
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Navy Seal Team 6

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!
Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!
by We Got Him! May 25, 2011
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Sealioning

Akin to playing Devil's Advocate, but worse. Whereas, on occasion, someone playing Devil's Advocate can actually help someone sharpen arguments and make them better, Sealioning amounts to the meme of the little kid replying to every answer with, "Why?" The Sealion has NO interest in hearing any other side, OR of making substantial arguments of its own side. A Sealion will often make empirically ridiculous arguments in the hopes of getting blocked online, which they incorrectly define as "owning" the person who blocked them. In fact, on social media, if you check the Sealion's replies, they're often cut-and-paste replies, frequently 100% unrelated to the topic. The sole purpose is to suppress the free speech of actual people who might thwart the success of disinformation campaigns.
"Did that fan of Killer Kyle Rittenhouse actually repeat that old 'I bet you didn't even watch the trial' propaganda?"
"Of course. So I had to remind him that yes, in fact, I did watch the trial, and Killer Kyle never denied murdering those people. He admitted that the person who assaulted those peaceful protesters was him. He admitted that they used their Stand Your Ground rights to defend themselves against his threats. He admitted that he shot at them --"
"Why do you even bother? They're clearly just Sealioning you."
"Of course -- which is a form of bullying, and letting bullies get away with bullying leaves people with the impression that the bullies were actually right, and we can't let that happen.
by the modhatter April 14, 2023
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Seal Sunday

The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal
"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"
by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020
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