smartphone

A mobile device that is infinitely smarter than the human that uses it while driving.

Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.

by plasmax April 29, 2014

smartphone

a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...

this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight

by deice May 27, 2003

smartPHOWNED

When an Iphones auto-correct gets the best of you.

Person 1: Hey man what's up?
Person 2: Nothing much just defacating outside
Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating

by Ipwntehnoobs January 16, 2011

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smapoyd

Send me a pic of your dick

aim conversation
dynamite worm: SMAPOYD
adrenalinmother: i don't even have a dick!

by DenaBromley December 29, 2007

Seatpie

A Brooks saddle that is particularly sweet. Like pie.

Hey, check out that killer seatpie.

by SEATPIEFARTHEAD August 31, 2009