sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004

sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004

Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!

Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!

by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005

sharted

Fart gone really really extremely BAD.

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!

by Courtney 21 October 29, 2006