Shiii

A better way of saying shit often in a humorous way

“My girl fucked my dad last night, I caught them in my bed” “Oh shiii man that’s crazy”

by p{}ssyl!ck£r323 November 30, 2020

shiit

shee-yt An excentric gangster's way of saying the actual word. Three "i"s allowed.

"Shiit, I'm outta coke!"

by dkdwneees December 16, 2013

Shiite

More appropriately, Shi'a or Shi'i. The second largest sect of Islam, founded by followers of Ali, the fourth Sunni caliph (successor to Prophet Muhammad) who married the Prophet's daughter Fatima. About ten percent of the world's Muslims are Shi'a, and prefer to call themselves Ahl ul-Bayt (the 'People of the House', i.e. family of Muhammad). The largest Shi'a denomination believe in twelve imams, Ali being the first, and the last, al-Mahdi, is in hiding and expected to return to prepare for the second coming of Jesus Christ. The differences between Sunni and Shi'a Muslims have more to do with politics and culture than faith and religion.

Shi'ism is most prevalent on either side of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers in the modern nations of Iran and Iraq (more in the southern part of the latter). The Shi'as of Iraq suffered great persecution under the nominal Sunni dictator Saddam Hussein. Currently, a young Shi'a cleric, Moqtada al-Sadr, is leading a powerful resistance against the American and allied occupation forces from the holy city of Najaf.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

Shirit

a Jewish name for girls meaning "short" or "lacking height."

Hey, have you seen Shirit lately?
No, I don't have a microscope.

by Bitter Monkey March 11, 2009

Shimits

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

by W L H June 24, 2006

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap

Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"

by Acmeusa July 3, 2018