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screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...
Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?
by BlaineRick March 28, 2015
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Screen Watcher

A person who watches an opponent's part of the screen in a split screen video game (such as Call Of Duty) to see where they are so they can sneak up and kill them. Usually, it is very simple to see if someone is screen watching.

For example, if you see that someone is standing in one spot for a long time and you then scope with your sniper from across the map and they run away right when you start to aim, this is a sign of a screen watcher.

Another example would be a Matt Cowan. This is when you know your opponent does not have radar and you did not shoot your weapon, so your opponent has no way of knowing where you are. A screen watching opponent would take a peek at your screen and then throw a "random" frag grenade across the map and easily kill you. This is another sign of a screen watcher.
Cacioppo: Tyler! What the fuck! You're such a screen watcher! How did you know I was in that building?!

Tyler: Wow, I didn't screen watch at all. Actually, I went into a random building and saw you there so I knifed you.

Stru: *singing* SCREEEEEEN WAAAATCH!

or

Paulo: Wow, Stru, how did you know I was there?

Stru: I saw you on my radar.

Paulo: But you don't have radar...

Stru: ...oh.
by NotMattStru December 8, 2009
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Screen-looker

Somebody who attempts to gain an unfair advantage while playing a split-screen video game by looking at their opponents' screen sectors.
While we were playing Halo, my screen-looker friend was able to ambush me because he saw where I was.
by MX January 26, 2004
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screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.
dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.
by jim December 28, 2005
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Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.
Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.
by Buckpizza July 9, 2019
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Screen-Cap-A-Bitch

To screen cap a picture of a female.
”Yo, son! I’m gonna screen-cap-a-bitch! She’s so fine!"
by B Talented April 30, 2009
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screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.
cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now
by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009
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