Santa

That guy that doesn't exist

little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)

by dreamcrushedboy December 24, 2010

Santa

see Satan

a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head

teaches blatant consumerism

Santa is a big,fat,fuck

by kool aid December 8, 2003

santa

not real.

Santa isn't real

by Eggie g December 8, 2012

santa

Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.

Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!

by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

Santa

He is ACTUALLY evil. His name is an anagram for Satan.

Really, Santa? The letters H and O are 6 letters away in the alphabet.

HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch

by 8Chris8 March 5, 2011

Santa

The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.

You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Santa

According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars

Look it's Santa mommy...oh wait I cant see him he's is tiny

by FrankieBo'sgua January 4, 2017