Mr.Illumanti's definitions

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

supernova

A really big star burp.

Boom! There was a supernova!

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Santa

The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.

You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020