17 definition by Iggy Hazard

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Lukewarm communist. Half-way communist. Quasi-communist. Socialist. Uber-collectivist. A Leftista who is not a member of an official communist organization or government. "Anarchists" who support Big Government policies (charlatans). One who believes in peace, order, and appeasement. One who believes in majority rule (mobocracy).
A pinko wears sandals even in the winter time because boots are a Right-Wing concept.
by Iggy Hazard December 15, 2003

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A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.
A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.
by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004

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An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

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Ash
Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.
"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

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An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

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NRA
Initials of the National Recovery Administration and the National Rifle Association. Nowadays referrs to the latter. The NRA is a loosely organized group that takes all kinds and stands up for the safeguarding of the one right that allows all other rights to exist - the right to bear arms.
The NRA will endure. Michael Mooriarty will not succeed in his quest to turn everyone into a disarmed submissive pacifist and impose his vision of peace on the world.
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004

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Nickname of the Motor City Madman, AKA Ted Nugent, a musician/gun enthusiast/survivalist/collonary mastermind. Also has a kickass show called 'Surviving Nugent' which is the only good "survivor"-type show because it actually incorporates elements of survivalism.
The Nuge is playing in Indianapolis this weekend!

We're there, dude!
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

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