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Nickname of the Motor City Madman, AKA Ted Nugent, a musician/gun enthusiast/survivalist/collonary mastermind. Also has a kickass show called 'Surviving Nugent' which is the only good "survivor"-type show because it actually incorporates elements of survivalism.
The Nuge is playing in Indianapolis this weekend!

We're there, dude!
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
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A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.
A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.
by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004
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An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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Fun-loving son of Bowser Koopa. Rides a ball with a star on it. Sometimes appears cross-eyed. Sometimes uses decoys to confuzzle those pesky plumbers. Is also known as "Hip" Koopa.
Lemmy bonked Luigi on the head with his ball, causing him to fall off Yoshi's back.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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A thing used to buy stuff rather than bartering or trading. Not necessarily evil in itself but tends to bring out the worst in people do to human nature. Isn't entirely bad because, as oppposed to a barter system, it allows for new things to be created and exchanged rather than just trading the same things over and over again.

Neo-Nazis accuse Jews and ZOG of controlling the world's money. In reality, the European Union is the world's most powerful and corrupt economic engine of global commerce and oppression.

The lust for money is the root of all evil. Money and power are inherently linked. However, the power of money is no match for the power of an armed resistance movement of anti-globalist Neo-Confederates.

Money is also the religion of globalists and yuppies.
Death to the internationalist banker consortium! Death to the EU!!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.
Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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A man who makes a profession out of reducing women to commodities and convincing them to sell their bodies to clients. An oppressor of women. One of the lowest forms of humanoid scum.
Travis Bickle executed the pimp with his .44 Magnum.

I would have used a sawed-off.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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