A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.
by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008
Get the Sammich mug.A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!
Try one today!
by DonutSammichKing01 August 15, 2008
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A delicious sandwhich of any sort, which Hillary Clinton should make for us all, made to order, when she loses the 2008 election.
by fighting08gobbler January 11, 2009
Get the sammich mug.Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.
Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*
by wankmasta November 6, 2004
Get the Make Mr.T a sammich mug.The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers December 14, 2008
Get the make me a sammich mentality mug.1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
by superfreak69 September 22, 2004
Get the Wang Sammich mug.A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't
by dabizz March 1, 2008
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