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salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010
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Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.
After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.
by Soupfly January 30, 2019
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Yammin' In Salmon

When your boy is lookin' icy in a Salmon fit; can also simply be a mindset
Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day
by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020
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Salma

Describes nice girl and always carries a smile on her face. She is honest and will always be there to listen to you. Very smart and capable of doing anything. She's got skills and can literally blow your mind with her creativeness. Probably watches anime 24/7. She doesn't realise that she's waifu material but is WAIFU. Also someone you can trust and would do anything for her friends. Always sends "UWU" and "OWO" faces when chatting. SALMA IS BEST GIRL!
person 1: woah that girl waifu
person 2: yep! that girl is SALMA!
by saltpunch September 30, 2019
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Salma

Jamie: damnnn salma hella fine
luca: yeh she is a salma
by mkGurl November 11, 2020
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gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016
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smoked salmon effect

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.
Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.
by Lingrad February 14, 2005
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