salabim

Molestation of young children whilst eating salad

Man that child is about to be "salabim"ed

by Sim sim March 9, 2017

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Mo salah

👑 of eygpt
Carrying us this season 😞😞😞😞😪

Mo salah is the best footballer in the prem

by Mo salah da 🐐 February 19, 2021

Sally The salamander

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")

Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!

by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020

Salard

Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.

"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."

by arfawesome January 10, 2014

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

by boooba153 April 15, 2022