Shity Rail

1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.

2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.

Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.

by Fauxmosexual February 11, 2009

Raileigh

Raileigh is a naturally beautiful girl who everyone likes. Raileigh is nice and caring. she makes everyone smile and laugh. Raileigh is a unique name and fits perfectly only for some of the raileighs' there are. Raileigh's are perfect and all the boys like her. Loud and outgoing and not afraid of anything.

" That new girl Raileigh is so pretty,"

" Do you hear that? it is probably Raileigh."

" Raileigh is so perfect i wish i could be her."

by Lizziel197 October 18, 2013

Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.

That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.

by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

Pearl Railroad

When you cum all over a girls braces.

I just gave that chick a pearl railroad!!!!

by the conductor January 23, 2005

Metro-North Railroad

The Metro-North Railroad is a semi-decent commuter railroad in the New York metropolitan area. There are three lines, the Hudson Line (to/from Poughkeepsie); the Harlem (to/from Wassaic) and the New Haven Line (to/from New Haven, Conneticut). The New Haven Line has three smaller branches into Danbury, New Caanan and Waterbury. All three lines go as south as Grand Central Terminal.

I need to go home to Poughkeepsie, the Metro-North Railroad dosen't run past 1am.

by 1-800-MARGARITA July 18, 2006

Tree-railed

Tree falling onto a train track.

The commuters were delayed due to the train track being tree-railed. (submitted by Anthony Gambino)

by tree-railed July 25, 2016

Fat Hollywood Rail

Doing HUGE lines of coke.

Wow Megan just did a fat hollywood rail, look at her eyes they are the size of silver dollars.

by Bigshooter780 March 10, 2010