monkey rubber

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

by sir david attenborough the 2nd January 10, 2008

rubberneckinitis

PRONOUNCED:

"RUBBER-NECK-IN-I-TIS"
DEFINITION:
A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT CAN OCCUR WHEN SOME ONE IS BEING TOO NOSEY , USUALLY WITH THEIR BODY FACING ONE DIRECTION WHILE THERE FACE AND NECK ARE FACING ANOTHER.
THIS WOULD BE CALLED,
"RUBBERNECK'IN" .....
AND ONE SHOULD DO THIS ONLY WITH ...."EXTREME MODERATION"!
IF NOT YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET ...
"RUBBER'NECKIN'ITIS"
EXTREMELY PAINFUL !!!

OH DAMN, DID YOU SEE JUANITA?
SHE MUST'VE BEEN ON A GOOD ONE CUZ , SHE CANT MOVE HER NECK !
THE DOCTORS SAID SHE HAS ...
RUBBERNECKINITIS !!!!!!!!!
ha,ha,ha,..lol !!!!!

by BERDOOz FINEST.angIE September 9, 2014

Rubee

Rubee is soooo sexy. She is so kind and caring. Everyone loves her so much and she is very popular. She usually watches vines and is a happy person in general.

‘Wow that vine reminds me of rubee’

by Rubeeeee the sexy June 25, 2019

Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias

Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .

by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

Rubee

The hottest girl ever. She is awesome, funny and beautiful. The best person to be with

You saw that beautiful girl over there. Yea she looks like a rubee

by Bob139 May 10, 2014

Rubens Barichello

Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debút in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protége whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).

Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.

by Recognizing champions April 16, 2011

Ruben Delgado

A fine dude who pimps on madd girls. He is a rapper that goes by many names such as "Ruben D Daddy", Ruben Dakilla'"
"Ruby2uzday" and many more. He attends Old Bridge highschool where the students Can see him swagin' through the halls. ive seen him many times in person and is the real deal.

(Student at OBHS) yo did u see ruben delgado, he is the best rapper alive.

by Student at OBHS August 9, 2012