really fucking rubbish

A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.

Doctor; What's the matter with you?
Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish
Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score
Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down
Jon; Oh okay then

by SiN- MATT TAYLOR BABY!!! July 30, 2008

rubbish

1. Crappy.
2. one of the original magic words.
3. A funny word.

"Lesk, you're mom was rubbish in bed last night."

by Johny the rabit March 26, 2003

robbiesque

(adjective): stupid; ridiculous; maniacal; retarded.

That time you dangled a sack of weed out of the window on Michigan Avenue was definitely robbiesque. Getting us all kicked out of the Riverbrook in Shorewood for screaming obscenities was probably the height of robbiesque activity.

by See Also: 'Keller' June 3, 2003

rubbish water

The water or liquid that collects at the bottom of the bin, and usually drips out of the plastic bag when you're gonna throw it away.

ew omg i was taking out the rubbish and got rubbish water all over me! i smell like a tramp now >:o

by Trashhhhh March 23, 2007

Chum rubbish

Someone who is dick face ass nipple cunt sucking fag cock poo jabbing homo shit dick mother fucking penis head gouch licking boob doodle piece of shit scum.

One of the most offensive words ever.

Omg!!! he is such a chum rubbish.

by chumrubbish April 18, 2010

Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.

Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'

by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009

Grade "A" Rubbish

Something that is absolute rubbish

I feel grade "A" Rubbish

by Gos February 25, 2004