a rochambeau is where i kick you in the nuts as hard as i can, and then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can. The first one to fall/quit loses.
by johnson123.123 February 7, 2008
Get the Rochambeau mug.1. A very common name for the game Rock-Paper-Scissors (see Rochambeau). Also written Row-Sham-Bo.
2. A game created by the TV series South Park where two people hit each other in the crotch until one either falls down in pain or simply gives up.
2. A game created by the TV series South Park where two people hit each other in the crotch until one either falls down in pain or simply gives up.
by Stephen Olsen April 15, 2006
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The Rules of Standard RoShamBo:
First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.
Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.
Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.
Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.
Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.
Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.
Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.
If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.
First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.
Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.
Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.
Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.
Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.
Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.
Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.
If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.
Before each tournament commenced Sarah read the the Rules of RoShamBo over the microphone as the crowd cheered in anticipation.
by Lex97 January 19, 2009
Get the Rules of RoShamBo mug.A type of nonviolent warfare conducted by assholes. It was started by rednecks. Also called 'asshole war.'
by Nicolai June 10, 2004
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It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
Tim and me both liked Jenny and really wanted to impress her. Before she came over we silently agreed to place a bet for $100 on a game of Roshambo just to impress her.
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
by Lex Durden July 24, 2009
Get the roshambo mug.A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
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