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rochamblumpkin

Convince a dude to give you a blumpkin. Then, when he's done kick that homo in the nuts
See that gay guy over there. I gave him a rochamblumpkin
rochamblumpkin by DDP May 13, 2005

rochamblumpkin

Convince another dude to give you a blumpkin. After he has preformed the act, kick that homo in the nutsac.
Yo, I gave your dad a rochamblumpkin
rochamblumpkin by DDP May 13, 2005

philly rochamblumpkin

This move is very similar to a regular rochamblumpkin. What you do is convince a guy to give you a blumpkin. But before he begins sucking your dick, you piss in that faggot's eyes and kick him in his gay-ass nuts.
Ay yo Ticky, I wanna give you a Philly Rochamblumpkin!

philly rochamblumpkin pie 

This move is very similar to a philly rochamblumpkin. What you do is convince a guy to give you a blumpkin. But before he begins sucking your dick, you piss in his eyes and kick him in the balls. When he is down on the ground you take a shit in his mouth and make him eat some of your blumpkin pie.
Last night, John ate some of my philly rocamblumpkin pie. He said it tasted great.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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