Risky Susan

A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.

I pulled a risky susan on Patrick last night because he rattlesnaked my bed.

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

risky dry humping

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

Risky Dick

The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.

"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."

by Nosack69 February 22, 2017

risky boner

boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.

John had a court date, he didnt want a risky boner while he was there.

by RSimer2 December 30, 2010

Risky McGee

1. A tactic in the board game RISK, where a treaty is formed between two adjacent territories, followed by the army of one said territory attacking the other via a separate adjacent territory.

2. An agreement towards specific terms that specify the means but not the end result.

3. Agreement not to have a frontal sexual encounter, ie “make love”, only to have penetration from behind, even if it means good ol’ fashioned butt sex.

1. We agreed not to attack each other from North Africa or Brazil, but after I thinned out my reinforcement he totally Risky McGee'ed me and conquered North Africa through Western Europe. That bastard.

2. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies with me, and she said "sure". But when we got there, she ended up seeing a different movie with another guy. I think I just got Risky McGee'ed.

3. Sure, I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him. But I didn’t let him know I was going to have GAY sex with him. It was a classic Risky McGee.

by GeorgeBuiltThisCity April 29, 2008

Risky Biscuits

A brigade of Pirates in the game Windward known for their fearsome cruelty and fun-loving questing.

The Risky Biscuits are love their grog and their wenches

by Horatio Algers III October 3, 2016

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011