Roadside Memorial

A marker at the side of the road that is a remembrance of someone who died or was fatally injured there. Usually created by family and/or friends, typical memorials may contain photos, toys, flowers or a cross or plaque.

My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.

by yes juanito yes December 14, 2014

roadsterbation

When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (A rig or large truck.)

Usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.

Also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.

Damn, I got a roadboner after seeing that cuteass little redhead at that last stoplight. I guess I better jerk off as I drive. Classic Roadsterbation.

by Mouthwash June 22, 2006

Roadsteamer

The act of releasing one's own excriment while in a vehicle traveling. Perhaps in a bucket, a bag, or right on the seat itself. Usually only to be thrown out onto the highway, aimed at another vehicle.

Popalopadopolis- "On my road trip to Florida I had to drop a few roadsteamers."

by Snokone April 26, 2008

COUNTRY ROADS time

It's when the nukes starts droppin'.

Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.

by Richard Dickison November 10, 2019

Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

Roadside-Romeo

A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.

Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!

by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

roadside olympics

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007