bad lip reading

The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.

I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.

by hic2482w June 29, 2011

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code May 16, 2017

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006

Binge read

When you get so engrossed in a book that you read it in one sitting.

I binge read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday till 3am. I just had to know what happened in the end.

by RockyBookWorm May 15, 2016

What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).

Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.

by Aihc August 30, 2013

I cant read

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018