A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
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Core retardation is the pure essence of someone being retarded. It can be used as an insult to everyone for whom the phrase "you are fucking retarded" just isn't enough.
Person 1 drops food on Donnies floor.
Then Donnie can say: You fucked up my room for the third time this week you core retarded piece of fucking aids!
Then Donnie can say: You fucked up my room for the third time this week you core retarded piece of fucking aids!
by konnie&dolia June 14, 2018
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"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
Get the retirement balls mug.Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
by Demendes April 24, 2014
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The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
by Jwrules May 7, 2016
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