Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

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Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

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Limp dick retard

1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like

Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!

by Ravman123 May 4, 2011

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When somebody is unexpectedly quite physically strong. Everyone knew of the kids in highschool with down syndrome, which were incorrectly referred to as 'retarded'. Many of these kids are physically stronger than would be expected. Most of us have witnessed an event where one of these kids got in a phyiscal altercation with someone (or someTHING), whether based out of an argument or just horsing around, and the kid was surprisingly powerful.. probably stronger than anyone else at the school.
This is known as being Retard-strong.
(Term also found in the movie Clerks2, during the car ride scene back from the go-kart track)

Wow, that Billy is Retard strong!

by Flek January 5, 2007

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