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Non Releasable

(Adjective) A dumb, coddled human being not unlike an animal, that lives in a state of dependency. It cant survive on its own and cant learn the life skills to do so. Creature refuses any level of self responsibility or accountability.
That guy is like, thirty and living with his parents. He cant hold a job and keeps making excuses for himself. Looks like the rehabilitation center gets to be burdened by another non releasable.
by Archeota August 4, 2021
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Trump Reflex

When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;

1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit

4) Preform all 3 at the same time
I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.
by Heilstrahl February 8, 2017
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cat-like reflexes

Having fast movements like a cat
When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes
by Clever girl September 20, 2013
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reflectoporn

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!
by Rotter May 13, 2005
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sexual release

orgasm; to relieve sexual tension; to feel pleasure from sexual activity;
Frank's fingering gave me some much needed sexual release.
by MJ2dmax November 20, 2013
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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy August 12, 2007
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Reflectosexual

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.
(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual
by smohn jith. October 30, 2009
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