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Remazing

Bob1: Dude that monkey is juggling four tennis balls!
Bob2: Wow! Really? That's remazing!
by XanderALX November 16, 2007
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remasturd

Of a musical recording; having been through a process of digital remastering, only to produce a result that sounds considerably worse than the original.
A: Hey, have you heard the new remastered version of Money for Nothing?
B: RemasTURD, more like. It's totally lost all the punch of the original!

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by atatdotdot September 25, 2014
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Remapause

Note: Remapause is a Norwegian word. In english it means Rema-break. Also note, Rema is a supermaket in Norway.

Remapause: When a group of lazy-ass shitkids (usually amateur bands consisting of kids at the age of 13-16 years old) decide to take a break and go buy mainly soda and chocolate, and also some times Bacon Snacks.
Norwegian:
Guy 1: Jeg er lei av å øve, skal vi ta en Remapause?
Guy 2: Ja, jeg trenger virkelig litt sjokolade!

English:
Guy 1: I'm tired of practicing, you wanna take a Rema-break?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really could use some chocolate!
by ÆskÅ May 19, 2010
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The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.
"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."
by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008
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remake

What the American film industry excels at.
Stacey: OmG, like, The Hitcher, The Wicker Man, and Dark Water were a few of my favorite horror-thrillers of recent years!

Dave: You do realize those are all remakes of existing films, right? The originals are highly superior. The Hitcher '86, for example, is a beloved cult classic and a staple of any self-respecting genre fan's collection. Dark Water, is just another example of a somwhat dumbed-down Americanized take on an Asian horror flick (Japan in this case).

Stacey: I swear--like, I had no idea!

Dave: That's because your brain is comprised primarily of Tampax fibers and oxygenated lip gloss residue, and your soul is trapped in daddy's credit cards.

Stacey: Oxygenemated? Hehe big words make my head twirl! Anyways I like you! You're a naughty, sexy asshole you would belittle me at every possible opportunity--just what I craaave! Let's go get a smoothie!

Dave: You could use a remake--after all, there's lot of room to improve on the original.

Stacey: Cosmo! Brangelina!
by Robb-a-dob January 14, 2008
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Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.
by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008
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remarkablous

An adjective used by James Lipton in X-Entertainment's Advent Calendar series, roughly meaning very good, exciting, astounding, etc. It is (apparently) a mixture of remarkable and tremendous or stupendous.
MISTA SNOWMAN: ...and then, at the end of the show, there's this big storm, and things are looking pretty grim... ...UNTIL RUDOLPH SAVES CHRISTMAS WITH HIS BIG SHINY NOSE! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?

JAMES LIPTON: NO I cannot believe that shit! Simply remarkablous -- I would not mind hearing that story again!
by Ben L. December 29, 2007
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