single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

I-ready

A stupid fucking website that makes kids want to commit suicide. Whoever made this website is a gay fuck that lives in his asshole because he obviously can'T FUCKING SEE THAT KIDS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF HIM.

teacher," were doing i-ready

every kid in the class," can we go and kill ourselves.

by iready January 22, 2020

ready for beddy

to be dressed in nightclothes

I was ready for beddy when I remembered I had to take out the garbage so I did it in my nightie.

by Cafe Latte February 1, 2008

Ready Freddy

A phrase commonly used to express or inquire readiness for something about to happen.

Example 1
Person 1: Are you ready to go to the store?
Person 2: Ready Freddy!

Example 2
Person 1: I'm ready to go to the store. Ready Freddy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm ready to go.

by Ranran's Russy February 20, 2010

Rave Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.

1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"

2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."

3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."

by Psilo707 July 2, 2008

Hot-N-Ready

A new unit of measurement as defined by the price of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready Pizza ($5). When money is tight, and pizza is your primary food source, things get a lot more real.

Hey Steve can you loan me $25 for some concert tickets? No way Jason that is like 5 Hot-N-Readys.

by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket March 11, 2017