A stupid fucking website that makes kids want to commit suicide. Whoever made this website is a gay fuck that lives in his asshole because he obviously can'T FUCKING SEE THAT KIDS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF HIM.
by iready January 22, 2020
A fucking website that claims to have better education but is a website that gives you Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD because it is fucking bullshit. I've never heard a student say I ready is good because it literally fucking asks you 5x5 and makes you do necessary bullshit
by HElpmeireadysucks April 05, 2020
A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it
The future: please no
The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
I-ready is something that melts ur brain,but teachers still use it.so im in high school they stopped it when i was in middle but i still remember yoop and plory and the sad voice and how it felt to play cat stacker but thats it
by hehheheehhe February 09, 2023
A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
by The Relator November 05, 2020
A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
by choconekos July 10, 2019
A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide May 02, 2018