red headed stepchild

Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.

Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.

They're basically the program's red headed stepchild; no one gives them funding.

by RoninerHasid June 07, 2016

Susan The Red Head

An independent woman that does not take shit from man, woman or doctors.

An independent woman that can hold her own pee and poker cards like any man

Susan The Red Head once stayed at the poker table for a period of 32 hours non-stop

by CRAZYRTGUY August 03, 2010

red heading

The act of jerking off a dog until it ejaculates

I was red heading my dog so hard it cumed

by Red13567 November 01, 2017

screw the red head

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.

I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.

by russian pete January 19, 2013

Red Headed Boobaloo

The cutest red haired baby in all of the Dville.

The Red Headed Boobaloo was ravenous. She ate all of the milk and then pooped herself.

by senitized January 23, 2021

Red-headed Mexican

Eat taco bell with hot sauce, and then immediately rub one out with a spit shine after.

Dan was so turned on by the fat, pimply drive-thru girl at Taco Bell that immediately after he ate his Volcano Taco, he hocked a loogie on his hand and gave himself a red-headed mexican.

by Taterbutthole January 12, 2010

Red Headed Snit

Nickname Given To A Girl That Makes Fake Myspaces And Tries To Make People Look Like Crap.
& One Who Has A So Called "Gothic Friend".

Person 1: Do You See That Red Head With Her Creepy Gothic Friend?

Person 2: I Do, She's Such A Red Headed Snit.

Person 1: Totally. <.<

by Fattielovesyou123 February 24, 2010